jakewithcheetos (1:32:54 PM): Heeeey diaaana ( Read more... )

you are my twinkle, my little, little star.

asher and theodore are back from chicago.

asher has a parent.

and a chip on his shoulder.

and a frusterated libido.

i knew about the second two, but the first was unexpected.

asher abandoned me to go on a roadtrip with his underage nerdtoy. its very distressing. particularly because the ting tings had a concert here and HE WASNT HERE TO GO WITH ME. that jerk. i had to go with emily and some of her musical friends. i got drunk and made out with someone, not sure who.... emily isnt telling me anything, so i expect he was ( Read more... )

seems like im going to be having to take a page out of emily's book then.

is now blue, with red tips. i think it's pretty excellent.

a girl i work with, gia, has a crush on asher. SO TYPICAL.

ive decided to train theo in the ways of life.

THEO: wednesday. i will pick you up from your job. it will be excellent.